Dear God,
I have a favor to ask. I know I am being a bit selfish, so I am going to show you how fair I am...I am going to give you options!
Option #1 - My personal fave
Please make me look like her...


Option #2 - If the first request is too much work for such a busy Guy like yourself, I will gladly settle for...
Hugs,
Me
P.S. If I wake up tomorrow looking like either one of these women, I will never drink another beer or skip another Sunday Mass (pinky swear).


