You Tell It Like It Is Dolly!

I absolutely L.O.V.E. this woman and she tells it like it is...

 "You Either Starve or You Get Fat...It's a Bitch" 

Why I'm Not A Skinny B*tch!

I always ask myself, "Why can't I be as skinny as Heidi Klum?"

Because she doesn't eat...

3 bags (small bags) of Red Hot Riplets in one sitting while drinking beer and Sassys....

Nor does she get up the next morning and have Seal bring her an Egg McMuffin, and then get pissed because her coke is diet and not regular!

But at least Mr. Marine ordered it without cheese...

And I am certain she doesn't have Seal bring her lunch from Jack in the Box...along with a super sized regular coke!


And I am most positive that she works out more than ONE freakin' day over the course of 2 weeks!

I'll never be a skinny b*tch at this rate. And our kitchen is going to be torn up for the next 2 weeks...oh my gosh...I'm gonna be HUGE!