I always ask myself, "Why can't I be as skinny as Heidi Klum?"
Because she doesn't eat...
3 bags (small bags) of Red Hot Riplets in one sitting while drinking beer and Sassys....
Nor does she get up the next morning and have Seal bring her an Egg McMuffin, and then get pissed because her coke is diet and not regular!
But at least Mr. Marine ordered it without cheese...
And I am certain she doesn't have Seal bring her lunch from Jack in the Box...along with a super sized regular coke!
And I am most positive that she works out more than ONE freakin' day over the course of 2 weeks!
I'll never be a skinny b*tch at this rate. And our kitchen is going to be torn up for the next 2 weeks...oh my gosh...I'm gonna be HUGE!
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Guh-url. I feel ya. I went to Burger King today. Twice.
ReplyDeleteHa you crack me up! The reason you won't look like Heidi Klum is b/c you don't eat a Kleenex and wash it down with water!! HA It's insane what these models do to stay thin! I'd rather be happy :) And you are beautiful!
ReplyDeleteYou are so gorgeous, you don't need to lick a piece of ice berg lettuce but not actually eat it because it contains .5 calories.
ReplyDeleteAnd dear Lordy, I want an egg mcmuffin now...
Pretty sure in that picture at the top of your page you look pretty stinkin skinny to me! :)
ReplyDeleteI'm all about some McD's breakfast!!!
ReplyDeleteHaha, I feel your pain! Food is just too good!
ReplyDeleteHahahahh!!
ReplyDeleteOhhh how I MISS Jack in the Box!!! Another reason I wanna go back down to Tejas this summer.
HAHAHAHA! I HEAR that sista!
ReplyDeletesomehow I have missed all of your blog updates! AH!
ReplyDeleteum, not fair teasing me with all of these delish food items. This reminds of d.a.r's reference to the blog "this is why you're fat" LOL.
if it makes you feel any better, egg mcmuffins are supposed to be the "healthy" choice on the mcdonalds breakfast menu :) at least that's what i tell myself...
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